Lara Jones. Now here’s a girl who has no need to take wide-angle lens smartphone selfies to make her boobs look much bigger than they really are. That brings us to the million-dollar question: Will single woman Lara judo-flip a guy into bed immediately following the first date, if he manages to get one? “It depends,” Lara says with the verbal dexterity of a politician accomplished in speaking to the press. “It is all about what I feel in that moment. It could be yes or no. I would never say, ‘I will never have sex with a man on the first date’ or ‘I always have sex on the first date.’ It is about how we make a connection and how much we like each other. If we do, then maybe. But not definitely.” Whatever her views on the subject, Lara gets our votes because we stand behind the big-boob platform on which she runs. Lara has one of the best all-around all-natural bods in big-boob history, from the top of her head to the tips of her tits and her toes. Finding her in the kitchen is something all of us would wish for. Halter tops and shorts are her outfits of choice. She always has this very knowing expression, like she’s reading our minds. “You don’t usually see girls with boobs as big as mine,” Lara said. It’s not just breast size at SCORE. It’s boob shape and hang. It’s the girl’s overall figure, her waist, hips, ass and legs. It’s her face. The whole shebang. The on- and off-camera personality is discovered later. “I always look at other women because I always want to know if there exist girls with bigger boobs than mine. I can’t imagine that there are, but I am very interested to see because I am always curious.” Lara likes singer Katy Perry’s look but never mentions other SCORELAND Girls. The person who wrote about breasts, “You’ve seen two, you’ve seen them all,” was an idiot who never saw Lara Jones.
