Boobs are like beer. Few like them flat. Ready for a stiff one? Every day would be a holiday if Princess Pumpkins was behind the bar. You’ll be boob-drunk before you know it. “I started webcamming when I was 19, and I was a little iffy on it,” Princess said. “I went back and forth between food service and camming, then I finally decided, ‘I’m going to cam. I’m good at it, so why not?'” So what does Princess like to do most on any free night, away from the webcam? “If I’m in a relaxed mood I’ll just want to invite some friends over, hang out, play some video games, and just chill. However, if I’m feeling frisky, the girls and I will get all dolled up, hit the town and see how many guys’ eyeballs pop out of their head while I try to keep my tits contained in a dress.” SCORELAND: Do you like to club or bar hop? Princess: I like to dance so clubs are more my scene. SCORELAND: That must be the greatest sight in the world. If you drink, what are some of your favorites? Princess: I’m a girly-girl so anything brightly colored with an umbrella in it usually does the trick. SCORELAND: What do you like to do or where do you like to go on vacation? Princess: I like to go anywhere I don’t have to be very covered up. It’s a lot easier to get away with a skimpy bikini at the beach then it is at a theme park! SCORELAND: What is your personal theme song? Princess: Not Fucking Around by Big D and the Kids Table. SCORELAND: Have you always had a hairy pussy? Princess: At first, I just had top bush. I didn’t want to go through the itchy phase, and I didn’t want to have to scratch my cunt while the hair was growing back. SCORELAND: I love that word, cunt. Princess: So do I. It’s my favorite word. It can be used as an insult, in a good way, it’s dirty, it’s nasty. You can say, “She’s a cunt” or “I’d love to suck on her cunt” or “She has such a pretty cunt.” It works so many ways. SCORELAND: I would imagine that it’s hard for you to look down and shave. Your tits must get in the way. Princess: Well, I kind of have to be on my back and looking down between my boobs if I’m shaving. It’s not easy, so I don’t do it too often. SCORELAND: You might as well keep it as it is, right? Princess: Guys like it. And for a while, I was dying my bush because I had dyed hair for a while. The carpet matched the drapes, but then I let it grow out and become fully natural. Guys just absolutely love it. I have these huge, fake boobs, I’m very petite, I’m young and I take off my panties, and, bam, ’80s bush! It’s a good combination. The only time I trim it a little bit is if I’m going to be wearing short shorts in a public place. I have to stay at least somewhat appropriate. I can’t walk around families with my bush hanging out. SCORELAND: What is the most important thing guys should learn about webcam girls or models in general? Princess: I can’t speak for the others but for me it’s that I’m just as horny as you dream I am. I love to chat but I love to cum even more! SCORELAND: What movie or book character are you most similar to? Princess: The House Bunny. It’s not much of a stretch but my personality matches my looks. SCORELAND: What would surprise us about you? Princess: I’m a great cook! And yes, often wearing nothing more than the apron, boys. SCORELAND: Have you ever busted a strap in public? Princess: Absolutely. These things are gigantic! With tits like these, a strap breaking isn’t an if, it’s a when. SCORELAND: What is the sexiest outfit you’ve ever worn in public on an ordinary day? Princess: It wasn’t sexy on purpose but once I had a white top on with a white bra on a day without a cloud in the sky…until it started to rain like crazy. That outfit got very sexy, very fast. SCORELAND: What do you wish you had more time for? Princess: I wish I had more time for my art. Maybe I should doing nude coloring on cam. Thoughts?
