Big Boob Diner

Ever had a waitress who looked like Liza Biggs? If you did, you are in the minority. And if you did, you should have told her about SCORELAND. No one would be able to concentrate on their food with Liza bending over you to drop off your plate.

SCORELAND: So if we saw you at the mall, how would you be dressed?

Liza: I’d be showing a lot of cleavage. I like my boobs, and I enjoy my body.

SCORELAND: You enjoy your boobs? How do you enjoy them?

Liza: Just everything about them and with anything I wear. I really like how they look in T-shirts. I even have cleavage when I’m wearing a T-shirt.

SCORELAND: So even when you’re wearing a T-shirt…

Liza: I still have the cleavage. They’re just that freaking big.

SCORELAND: So you’re a triple-J. How old were you when you were a D-cup?

Liza: Hmm. I think I was a D-cup when I was 14 and a DD when I was 15.

SCORELAND: When did you break the J barrier?

Liza: When I was about 25.

SCORELAND: So are your boobs still growing?

Liza: Yeah, they are.

SCORELAND: So you’re breaking the myth that women’s boobs stop growing at 25.

Liza: Yes, I am. And they’re not going to get any smaller. Ever.

SCORELAND: Do you think they’re going to get any bigger?

Liza: Oh, yeah, there’s no doubt they’re going to get bigger. Much bigger!

SCORELAND: Have you ever been walking around and had a bra break on you?

Liza: Oh yeah. I had one that had kind of a connecting piece, kind of like a balconette bra, and that connecting piece broke. So, instead of pushing my boobs up, it was kind of pushing them down. It was a little weird.

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A Girl Named Catt

Catt Green‘s dress is discarded and she creams up her luscious titties, rubbing in the white goo until they shine. Later on, Miss Green says hello to her little friend who seems to be shaped like a cock.

“I masturbate quite a bit,” Catt revealed. “I love cumming and like to do it after sex. It’s better in the dark so I can concentrate.

“I saw a stack of magazines at my friend’s house and I thought that modeling looked like fun,” said Catt. “It’s just inspiring seeing girls with tits as big as mine. And I wanted to be with them.”

Catt says she doesn’t wear panties that often.

“I’m Queen Commando,” Catt said.

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In School, I Had Bigger Boobs Than Any Teacher

The title is true. Marie Leone did have bigger boobs than any of her teachers. Were they jealous? Most likely some were. Your editors are actually glad they didn’t go to school with Marie because they would have all flunked out, unable to do anything but stare at Marie all day and try to snap her bra straps.

Sometimes the genetic roll of the dice results in huge boobs, with winners like Marie, Maserati and Jennica Lynn. Sometimes it doesn’t and results in flatties. We believe that scientists will one day pinpoint the exact DNA sequence that creates massive boobage. Then there will be an army of Marie Leones!

The question of the day is, “What does Marie Leone do to make a man feel extra-special?”

“The thing that I do to make my guy feel special in and out of bed is that I show him all the loving I can,” Marie replied. “We all know the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So, out of bed, I make him hard-boiled eggs shaped like hearts or an egg sandwich by cutting a heart in the center of the bread, placing it in a pan with butter and breaking an egg in the center. He loves it a lot but what he loves even more is how I always give him a good-night blow job while watching our favorite XXX video online.”

Marie Leone: romance is always in the air when you’re with her.

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