Are British guys more aggressive than Americans in the pursuit of hot babes? Here’s a partial listing of the pick-up lines Kerry has heard in her travels throughout the U.K. Keep in mind that Kerry was an on-the-bus striptease dancer for a few years so she’s heard everything. “Grab your coat. You’re pulled!” “I’d love to wake up next to you tomorrow morning.” “Perhaps you know me. My name is Mr Right.” “What would you like for breakfast?” “You know, if I’m not in bed by 11, I’ll have to go home.” “Your search is over, here I am.” “Fancy going halves on a baby?” “Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?” “Do you have any Scot in you? Would you like one?” “Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?” “I’m sorry I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women.” There’s more, too sickening to repeat.
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Autumn Meets Dildoman
This set was shot during the filming of Autumn’s most bone-inducing video sextravaganza, “Stacked & Packed 4”. This is a video every Autumn-Jade man HAS to own. The way she sucks and fucks the polyethelene pecker, and tries to shovel the thick tool into her tight pussy, will starch your shorts! Autumn always looks terrific, but as you peruse this selection, we think you’ll agree her tits, legs and ass have never been more mouth-watering and nutsack-filling than right here. Autumn’s incredibly sweet face lets us know just how much she loves to swallow manmeat. You’ll believe it’s you, mister you, on the receiving end, thanks to the technical miracle of DildoVision. “Autumn Meets DildoMan” is more than just a beat-off movie. It’s a fucking cockbending classic! Jack on, boob brothers!
Minka’s super-spectacular bikini show
Minka’s super-spectacular bikini show
It’s bikini day for the amazin’ Minka, who was 59 years old when these photos were shot. Incredible. Her tits, of course, are among the biggest in the world, and she’s hands-down the world’s bustiest Asian. Minka has been at this a long time, since the 1990s, and she told us about the first time she danced in a strip club.
“It was in New York,” she said. “The club was New York Dolls. I didn’t have any costumes. I was wearing Army clothes. Simple. But the men threw more money! The first time I was on stage, I was very nervous because so many people were watching, plus I didn’t know when to take off my clothes. So I started throwing off my clothes, and every guy was holding money, so I collected the money! That’s it!
“I danced for four songs. I had to wear a G-string. Just topless. I would take tips between my boobs. A little trick I got from [busty SCORE Girls] Lisa Lipps and Casey James was sometimes the guy would hold the money in his mouth, and I would take it from him by squeezing my boobs together. And I would always make eye contact with every man. They were horny! The hornier they were, the more money came out. I liked it. Make a man horny? I like it. Because of the look in their eyes. Look at Tiger Woods. It doesn’t matter how much money a man has, his brain is not up here. A man’s brain is down there.
“My costumes were very nice. A lot of sparkle, a lot of color. But the men didn’t care about my costumes. They cared about my boobs and my nipples. They’d never seen such big nipples! And they’re pink. Very big. Very sensitive.
“Funny story: One time I tried to go upside-down on the pole and I thought, ‘I’m gonna die!’ I’m not joking! I lost my balance, and after that, I never did it again.”
Although Minka isn’t stripping anymore, she’s still fucking, and you’ll get to see another of her hardcore scenes later this week. But for now, enjoy a woman who’s one of a kind.
Maid For Sex
“I don’t do a lot of housework,” Karina says. “I prefer to go out and have fun when I have free time, but I do not have a lot of free time. I am always studying.” In these photos, Karina shows us what happens when she does try to get some housework done. Before long, she finds one of the dildos she’s hidden around the house, and then the cleaning stops and the dildo-plunging begins. Okay, we admit it. This isn’t Karina’s house, and we hid the dildo, knowing she’d find it. Karina’s that way. You just can’t hide dildos from this girl.




