Queen of Bucharest

“I’ve been a fan of Joana since November 2004 Voluptuous and still am,” wrote J.L. “Let me say this about Joana, she’s very sexy, very gorgeous,” says V.L. Douglas writes: “Joana fits my ideal image of the perfect woman. If I could only find her American twin in Cedar Rapids, Iowa! I only wish that she could immigrate to the United States. Then we’d see a lot more of her. You guys can’t go to Romania all the time. I’ve often dreamt of going there and spending my vacation touring her country with her. Nice dream. Then I wake up back in Cedar Rapids! Well, dreams can be fun.”

These were the types of letters that the editors of V-mag often received after publishing a Joana layout. The Romanian beauty provoked the same kind of horny reaction in tit-men that the late ’80s and early ’90s classic British models such as Lisa Phillips and Stacy Owen created. One look and you’re hooked. Then you never want to stop seeing more.

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MOY 2010: Winner!

Eva (pronounced Eh-vah) Notty was voted SCORE Model of the Year 2010 after whipsaw voting in the closing weeks of the contest. Miss Notty nearly won the 2009 Newcomer contest, a title that was claimed by Ashley Sage Ellison. Her SCORELAND debut was on June 10, 2009, in a four-part SCORELAND special that combined an interview, a lot of boob play, a tight tops show, a toy scene, a rubdown and a Tits & Tugs. Her first SCORE mag, a cover issue, was December ’09. But going back further in time, Eva was a Naughty Neighbors girl in 2004. Five years later, Eva was encouraged to send her photos to BeAScoreModel.com by a friend who’s a SCORE fan, a man who helped us all with his selfless act of humanity and boob brotherliness. “I posed for Naughty Neighbors that one time, but that was it,” Eva said. “I never put it out of my thoughts, but I never really thought about pursuing it. That was just one thing I did for fun. But my friend pursued it, so I’m here. He asked me if he could submit my photos, and I said okay, and he did. And then somebody from your studio called me, and you wanted me to come in. I didn’t hesitate.” Tom likens Eva to Helen of Troy or Cleopatra. “Eva is the rare kind of woman that inspires men to greatness. The mythical, fairy tale kind that men go off and slay a dragon for in order to capture her heart. Or the kind that motivates a man to achieve financial or political success in the real world. Eva’s beauty is captivating.” Sami forecasts that “Eva has SCORELAND legend written all over her.”

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Barn Burner

Tawny Factoid: Tawny, along with fellow busty dancer and Boob Cruiser Rachel Rocketts, made cameo appearances in the psuedo-documentary “Let’s Talk About Sex” (Fine Line; 86 minutes; R-rated). It was shot in Miami, Florida over 18 days on a $300,000 budget. The movie reviewer for the Syracuse New Times wrote: “Director Troy Beyer stacks her deck with performers named Tawny Peaks and Rachel Rocketts who display their Hindenberg-esque hooters to presumably titillate what few males are in the audience.” Most critics bitch-slapped this film, but Tawny collectors may find it worth a rental just for her. “For the footage of real women speaking their mind on taboo subjects, ‘Let’s Talk About Sex’ may have some special anthropological value. Also, it’s a hoot.” wrote Liz Braun of the Toronto Sun.

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