Angelique poses for a pictorial in London that is a companion piece to the photo shoot published in the July 2000 edition of SCORE magazine. She has a different look due to her straightened hair, a style very different for her. This would be the last pictorial Angelique posed for until she visited the SCORE Studio in Miami, Florida two years later for a pictorial that was published in October 2002 SCORE. Two years later, that urge to model again would get into Angelique’s being.
Trick or treat! You were told by the fat bastard Burger-Master at the village hamburger pub to keep away from the decaying castle. He told you the legend of evil Cuntess Suckula. He told you about her big-jugged reign of Halloween horror that lingers to this day. Why didn’t you fucking listen, mate? Now you are trapped in a spider’s web of terror, a boner-chilling terror you have never experienced before. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought a plate of spaghetti with you. At the stroke of midnight, and we do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100 year slumber-party. Now you will bear the fear as this stripnotizing succubus awakens to suck in those foolish travellers unwise enough to enter her catacombs of cleavage. If you loved LDM’s video Boobahontas, you’ll spook out over Cuntess Suckula! You were warned. Now you’ll have to share a tomb built for two!
Leanne Crow does for bikinis what Hope Solo does for soccer uniforms and Venus Williams does for tennis outfits. Breast goddess Leanne is a natural phenomenon and her decision to become a model has helped to restore the UK’s status in the International Boobs Race which has been dominated in recent times by the Czech Republic and Romania. Her impressive figure has generated such props as, “I think she’s the best thing since Linsey Dawn McKenzie and that’s saying a mouthful, or, double-mouthful, in this case!” and “Leanne is amazing, she has a very pretty face with an incredible body to go with it. I can never get enough of her.” Wherever she goes back home in England, this brunette, happy, fun-lover spins heads. “A guy once threw ice on the floor, stood on it, and said, ‘Now we have broken the ice, can I have your number?'” Did it work? Leanne didn’t say. But she thought it was funny. “I like funny people. So crack a good joke!” Keep that in mind.
Between 2004 and 2012, Joana took a long break from modeling for magazines and websites, so her return in the March ’13 issue of Voluptuous and the April ’13 issue of SCORE was a big deal. She looked better than ever. Her boobs were bigger than ever. Magazine readers and website members were thrilled to have her back.
“Out of the many dreamgirls that I as a big breast lover think about constantly, Joana counts in my top five since the first time I saw her,” wrote veteran tit-man L.M. “She is, without a doubt, perfection.”
Looking for a new job? Miss Desirae will see you now. She’s read your resume. Best be on your finest behavior. At least for 20 minutes. Shoes shined. Showered and deodorized. New white shirt, laundered tie. If you get the job, you get to bump into Miss Desirae several times a day in the building and sniff her scent in the air as you pass by her private office. Who could pass that up? The position only pays $2. an hour, but think of the side benefits.
Dear Desirae,
Every inch of you is perfect. The guys who fucked you in your two videos are the luckiest fucks in the world. Their cocks weren’t big. My cock is much bigger. I’d love to fuck you day and night, and cum deep inside you. I’m not trying to be a jerk or insult you. I just really have the hots for you. Thanks for a top level web site. I jerk off every night to one of your photos. I have a ten inch cock.-Roy.
Hi Des…just a few thoughts,
As a long time member of your web site, I feel that I’m one of your first members. Also, anything that I say that sounds like a “pun” is not on purpose! My first thought is that you photograph beautifully when it’s just you and the photographer. Whenever the other SCORE girls are “jumping around you” in group shots, you’re uncomfortable with it. I just can tell. It’s obvious when it’s you and the camera. You relax, you don’t feel the need to pucker your lips, and do all the cliches. I just checked the Hawaiian session, and found myself fascinated with your face in unique and different angles. I’ve mentioned before that your face is incapable of a bad photo. It’s just magnificent! Next subject: listen to KIND OF BLUE by Miles Davis. Of course, it was recorded before you were born,1968, but it is the best “straight ahead” small group recording ever made. Pay particular attention to the track “All Blues.” Virtually every jazz musician plays this tune. I think I must have 10/12 versions. Impress your friends by saying “did you know it’s in 3/4 time?” Blues are always in 4/4 time. Anyway, enough for now. I’ve seen you top to bottom, so future emails will address other subjects: your magnificent face, poses, whatever.-Bill.
