FOR SALE: Bimbo for Bangin

So you’re driving along, minding your business, when all of a sudden you see a bargain buy on the side of the road that you just can’t say no to. It’s one of those “I gotta have it!” impulse buys that make you reach for your wallet before you have even thought it through. What is it, you ask? No, it’s not a boat. Nope, it’s not your dream car. It’s a blonde, bimbolicious, mega-racked hooker who is spilling out of her too-tight, too-short purple dress. And guess what? She is so reasonably priced that you can afford her right then and there, without even having to go to the ATM. This working girl is all business and takes you to the hotel ASAP because she can’t wait to suck your sac and rod, man. And boy does this trick suck dick! She is the type of ho that talks with her mouth full, saliva dribbling out of her mouth, while she tries to push your dick even further into her throat. We don’t know about you, but that sounds like a good convo to us! Carly (her hooker name, of course) is not only a skeezer, but she is also a pleaser, taking her time to inquire how you would like it like she was taking your fast food order. “How would you like your blowjob today, sir?” She gives a vigorous cock-sucking performance and then hops on for the ride of her life. With her exuberant fucking, and her scandalous dirty talking, we have to say that Carly really does work hard for the money. One of the better hookers we’ve come across.

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Bonin’ at the Bach Bash

If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. The last thing you are responsible for, and probably the most important thing of all, is getting your buddy some strippers for his bachelor party. And not just any run-of-the-mill-dancing-for-dollars stripper, either. Nope. You are responsible for getting him a hot slut who is going to drain his nuts of every last drop of his single-man baby batter. A slut like Holly Halston. This stripper takes it up her slutty snatch, in the mouth and most-importantly, up her tight ass. So remember, when the time comes to do right by your best bud, give him the gift that keeps on giving. Give him a big-tit hooker.

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Tits of Tomorrow

In the year 2060, you will no longer have to go out on the hunt for tits and cunt. Why? Because in the year 2060, the hookers come and find you. Isn’t that nice? So imagine you are minding your own business and you suddenly have the urge for a sloppy blowjob and some experienced poontang. All you have to do is put out the alert and the hooker closest to you will come and lay it down. It’s kind of like when you need a plumber or a handyman and you call one in for a service call, except a hooker of the future will service your cock. Watch Carly, a pretty blonde hooker, fuck and suck this guy like it’s no big deal. We can’t wait until the day this fantasy becomes reality. It’s a nice thing to imagine when thinking about the future. Puts a spin on the idea of cumming attractions.

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