Door-to-Door Knockers

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That’s right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It’s like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It’s the humanitarian thing to do.

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Slammed in the Subway

Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let’s face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can’t promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!

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Hotel Ho-Down

“How come everybody always wants to dress me up like a hooker?” Sara Jay said, giggling the last time she visited us. Because you look like a hooker, Sara, with your big tits, huge ass and slut face. Because you talk like a whore and suck dick like the street hooker of our dreams. And look at how great Sara looks in fishnets, the official uniform of streets sluts everywhere. “I love the idea of picking up strange men and sucking their cocks,” Sara Jay said. “It’s even better when you add the idea of them paying for it. It makes me feel like such a slut.” Sara Jay, you feel like a slut because you are a slut. You do such a good job of playing the part of street hooker because the fantasy isn’t very far from the truth. Sara, you were born for the role.

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