“Titty Top Tryouts” is conducted by California bikini girl Desiree Vega. Desiree has quite a collection of tops in all designs, styles and colors to slip over her traffic-stopping torso. This is the next best thing to actually sitting in a store dressing room with her and trying to look casual with a boner. Desiree is chatty and a real charmer. She’s got an engaging personality on-camera and off. The golden girl could forecast the weather on morning TV and we’d be hooked. “I live by the beach. I’m a California girl. I’m sure there are other girls who look great in bikinis, but I beat them all on the top half.” Does Desiree surf, living by the beach, yelling cowabunga and taking a board out? “I tried a few times. I tipped over. I fell off. It didn’t go too well. But I’m excellent at sunbathing.” And totally superb at stretching out tight tops. “I wear a 36G bra, give or take, depending on who makes it. I buy them from upscale stores. Nordstrom, Bloomingdales. Not Victoria’s Secret. Those girls were kinda mean to me one time. They told me they couldn’t help me, I was too big, and I haven’t been back since.”
