The Royal Rack

We bow to the Royal Rack. The Duchess of Dugs.The Queen of Romanian Ta-Tas. The Sultana of Shabba-doos. The Countess of Cleavage. The Goddess of Gazongas. We’re talkin’ Joana! Let’s get to know her a little better.

SCORELAND: Please tell us about your life in Romania.
Joana: I have a lot of good friends. I do a lot of spiritual things like meditation and yoga. Every day I do something like that. I enjoy it.

SCORELAND: When did your connection to spiritual life begin?
Joana: When I was 16, I was in school. I felt something good happen to me, and a very good friend of mine taught me about yoga, and I started to practice.

SCORELAND: What is your routine?
Joana: I do two hours of yoga positions and meditation a day, but if I’m busy, I just do meditation.

SCORELAND: What kind of yoga do you do?
Joana: Hatha yoga, which focuses on physical and mental strength.

SCORELAND: Have you ever practiced yoga while naked?
Joana: No, but if you are at home, you can certainly do that.

SCORELAND: Do your big breasts get in the way when you’re doing yoga
Joana: No, not at all, which is good. I love having big breasts. I didn’t like them at first, but I love them now.

SCORELAND: Do you practice any yoga when you’re having sex?
Joana: Yes. I practice some Tantric yoga. It helps me feel the connection with the other person.

SCORELAND: How has Tantric yoga changed your sex life?
Joana: Oh, it has changed me a lot, but it’s not so easy to explain. It’s something you have to experience.

SCORELAND: Have you ever had sex with a person on the first date?
Joana: It happened one time. It wasn’t sex. It was something more than that. I can’t just have sex right away or it can’t be just sex. There has to be more of a connection.

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Arianna’s Bikini Bust-Out

On the beach in the Dominican Republic, looking a bit more voluptuous than we’ve seen her before, Arianna Sinn proves how sexy a curvy, full-figured girl can look in a bikini. Her tits overflow her top, which only looks tiny (on most women, it would cover their entire breasts), and her fleshy ass cheeks make her G-string disappear. We’re almost disappointed when Arianna takes off her bikini, but our disappointment fades when she hangs her natural tits into the camera, takes a dip in the infinity pool, then spreads her ass cheeks to give us a gyno view of her pink pussy and fuckable (but virgin) asshole.

“I think women like me should wear little bikinis,” Arianna said. “Some women think they have to be thin like sticks, but I think a real woman has curves and should show them off. If I wore this bikini to the beach, I am sure I would get a lot of attention.”

She sure would. By the way, this set has some unusual photos, such as No. 22, in which our photographer slowed the shutter speed to capture a sensational waterfall off of Arianna’s hair. And later, we get wet, jumping tits before finally finishing things off with Arianna’s bunched-up breasts and her pretty smile. Life is good.

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Busty Housesitter

This matching photo set of Hitomi in Busty Housesitter differs from the video in that Hitomi goes inside the house for the second part of the sequence. The January 2012 edition of SCORE with covergirl Hitomi is a milestone, marking Hitomi’s first American magazine and her introduction to those who’ve never seen this Japanese living doll before, a girl who’s one-in-50-million and that’s a low estimate. T.M. spoke for all tit-men when he wrote Scorecard that “I would love to suck on those big sloppy tits and be smothered by them.” Would we all! As for Hitomi, she says she loves SCORE and wants to work with SCORE again. The feeling’s mutual.

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