“In high school, I had the biggest breasts,” Sydney Simona said. “I was very tiny but I had the biggest chest. I went to an all-girls boarding school. Some girls hated me, but the male teachers loved me … because of my breasts. “Girls can be catty but they really wanted to know all about my boobs. They would ask if they could touch them, feel them. I’m friendly so they became good to me. The female teachers hated me. They didn’t like me at all. My boobs opened a lot of doors for me.” And probably a lot of windows, too. “When the weather is nice, I’ll wear shorts or a short skirt. I like stretchy tops, stretchy blouses and a nice little miniskirt … probably comfortable shoes or small heels. Or I might wear a really sexy sundress, especially in the summertime. I walk a lot. I don’t go to the gym very often. It’s not my cup of tea. So I like to walk a lot.”